A Vegetarian Green-Toothed Smile

Apr 4, 2016
1 min read

New York City is notoriously a bad dating city. Ask any twenty-something year old New Yorker why they haven’t dated lately. The excuses are genius.

Too many people! Men are pansies! Everything is expensive! Work takes up too much time!

I admit to being a lame excuse user. The truth is the reason I hate dating is because dating usually involves eating.

I’m a reasonable girl, so I make do with what I’ve got. My teeth are set extremely close together. This makes for a good smile across the table. This also ensures that anything that can get stuck in teeth gets stuck in my teeth. It takes a concerted effort to get things unstuck so I avoid heavy eating in public.

It’s a dramatic choice but it’s how I deal. It’s either smiling or eating and nothing tastes quite as good as looking cute.

Or so I thought.... http://www.newyorkminutemag.com/